Friday, February 6, 2015

My Kid isn’t “Unprotected,” OK?

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If I hear one more time that unvaccinated children are “unprotected” from common diseases I’m going to lose it.  For crying out loud, how on Earth did the modern human race survive for 200,000 years with such a sissy immune system?

That was a trick question.  Our immune systems are fine until something is injected to wreck them up.  “But wait, Quack!” you say.  “200,000 years ago the average lifespan was only 33! Right thurr is proof of how much we need vaccines!”

Vaccines for what?  Drowning?  Wooly mammoths?  Falling out of trees?  Here’s how it was in the caveman years:  if you could make it to puberty, you’d live long enough to die of old age, and there ain’t no vaccine for that.

Do you know what my kid has protecting him from scary diseases?

GOD  

A God-given freaking immune system.  In the words of a fed-up autism mom: people who fear the unvaxed think proper nutrition is a hot pocket and a Flinstone’s vitamin.

For the rest of the story: https://leviquackenboss.wordpress.com/2015/02/03/my-kid-isnt-unprotected-ok/

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